An Idiot's Guide to Table Tennis Photography

This is not your typical guide to shooting table tennis action photographs - I don't know very much about cameras so I'd feel ridiculous trying to give in depth advice on what camera to buy, what lens to use, what shutter setting is best and so on. Instead, I'll focus(!) on explaining how a camera novice like myself can still manage to take some decent table tennis photographs despite knowing very little about using a camera properly. So it's an Idiot's Guide to Table Tennis Photography, written by an actual idiot when it comes to using the camera!